♥ 71085 — 4 days ago on 15 Oct 2014 — via hohomylad (source)

bigalphonse:

gregmendel:

straight boys dress like randomised sims

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ah yes your average straight boy

♥ 376454 — 4 days ago on 15 Oct 2014 — via raviolimoriarty (source)

pu-mpkin:

why don’t police use akinator to solve crimes that fucker knows everyone

♥ 121215 — 5 days ago on 14 Oct 2014 — via communistbakery (source)

sexualbae:

so there’s this guy that goes to a school near me and he doesn’t have a prom date nor does he really want one but his friends made him a facebook page to get him one and they literally just constantly post pictures of him 

♥ 201702 — 5 days ago on 14 Oct 2014 — via paxamdayyys (source)
♥ 146604 — 5 days ago on 14 Oct 2014 — via themysteriousweatheroflife (source)

thewalkinggifs:

And then there is Eugene:

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♥ 5187 — 5 days ago on 14 Oct 2014 — via ohaldir (source)
theonion:

Police Pleasantly Surprised To Learn Man They Shot Was Armed

theonion:

Police Pleasantly Surprised To Learn Man They Shot Was Armed

♥ 22566 — 5 days ago on 14 Oct 2014 — via strippedtease (source)

sweetestfiction:

perks-of-being-chinese:

omfg

*did she really just call me taylor smith? should I correct her? did anyone else hear that..? no..? just me..? Ok…*

♥ 106009 — 5 days ago on 14 Oct 2014 — via 16yrold (source)
♥ 254972 — 5 days ago on 14 Oct 2014 — via fracturedspookystorm (source)
toonskribblez:

zombiedogdraws:

bienenkiste:

Ph. Lobke Leijser

I DIDNT UNDERSTAND THAT SHE WAS WEARING A SWEATER WITH WHITE SLEEVES I ONLY SAW THE BLACK AND GOT REALLY SCARED BECAUSE I THOUGHT SHE HAD FREAKISHLY SKINNY SLENDERMAN ARMS OH GOD


I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIGANTIC CAT

toonskribblez:

zombiedogdraws:

bienenkiste:

Ph. Lobke Leijser

I DIDNT UNDERSTAND THAT SHE WAS WEARING A SWEATER WITH WHITE SLEEVES I ONLY SAW THE BLACK AND GOT REALLY SCARED BECAUSE I THOUGHT SHE HAD FREAKISHLY SKINNY SLENDERMAN ARMS OH GOD

I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIGANTIC CAT

♥ 137798 — 5 days ago on 14 Oct 2014 — via southpauz (source)
hemicoupe:

She’s 87 Months

hemicoupe:

She’s 87 Months

♥ 97546 — 5 days ago on 14 Oct 2014 — via refreshes (source)
southcarolinadove:

all-hail-bill-nye:

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:


#it is also the ‘i have a live laugh love decoration somewhere in my house’#’i have a child named caedyn’


#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:
#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey
Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying

ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

I know and see too many women like this too often

southcarolinadove:

all-hail-bill-nye:

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:

#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:

#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey

Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying

ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

I know and see too many women like this too often

♥ 240228 — 5 days ago on 14 Oct 2014 — via bloodydraco (source)
breakfastburritoe:

ordon-village:

stunningpicture:

Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.

This is transcendental. 

THIS FUCKED ME UP FOR 3 DAYS

breakfastburritoe:

ordon-village:

stunningpicture:

Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.

This is transcendental. 

THIS FUCKED ME UP FOR 3 DAYS

♥ 382696 — 5 days ago on 14 Oct 2014 — via vajoochie (source)

therandominmyhead:

FLYING CONFIRMED

♥ 4602 — 5 days ago on 14 Oct 2014 — via fracturedspookystorm (source)

croatoancore:

satanic-homosexual:

is that shaggy

that is shaggy

shaggy put down the gun

scooby dooby doo, motherfucker

♥ 72023 — 5 days ago on 14 Oct 2014 — via paxamdayyys (source)