gluten free person: excuse me, but do you have any gf options?
flies to 3 different countries in 3 mins
when u hear ur name in a conversation
when you’ve been with the same guy for 4 years
money will be worth more since it’s bigger
Life is so great right now. I am at the school of my dreams and I love everyone there and I’ve met so many new people and just Gaaahhh. I’m so happy right now.
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420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through
So my cousin was in a gay pride parade and everything in her outfit and makeup was rainbow but she was wearing red contacts and while marching, a protester behind her yelled “You’re going straight to hell” and she turns around to face him with her fuCKING blood red eyes and she says “well duh, I got a kindom to run” and the protester nearly fucking passed out that is her legacy I want to be like her