when someone tries to explain how to do something and all you hear is
Please God, let me meet her. All I want to is to find that perfect girl I know exists. She’s sweet and shy and my age and likes all the things I do, perhaps even is on this site itself. The girl who won’t secretly think I’m a loser, the girl I can cuddle with (even if only possible online) and spent nights talking to and laughing and sharing happiness. Someone who can reciprocate the love I put in, the girl who I can make feel safe and secure unconditionally and can fill this gaping, empty void in my heart. Please, just let me find this person. I’ll change everything about me if that’s what it takes Please, I just can’t take the loneliness anymore.
Summary of every episode of Steve Harvey Family Feud ever.
Steal his looks: Sonic The Hedgehog
Balaclava mask: 4$
Blue T-shirt: 15$
Surgical Gloves: 2$
Blue Cardboard Triangles:1.5$
Red Sneakers: 30$
Blue Jeans: 25$
I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.
They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.
Canada’s time to shine has come
Homegirl on a mission
A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them
No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.
UR SO STUPID
the comic is killing me
Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning
listen up you motherfucker
"Well Dave, uh, I just think the Foo Fighters could use a new member." (Pulls out and tunes guitar.)