♥ 329190 — 2 hours ago on 02 Oct 2014 — via themysteriousweatheroflife (source)

necrophilofthefuture:

attention tumblr

♥ 21265 — 2 hours ago on 02 Oct 2014 — via refreshes (source)

apogeesystem:

when someone tries to explain how to do something and all you hear is

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♥ 334394 — 2 hours ago on 02 Oct 2014 — via greetings (source)
imreallycoolandfriendly:

Please God, let me meet her. All I want to is to find that perfect girl I know exists. She’s sweet and shy and my age and likes all the things I do, perhaps even is on this site itself. The girl who won’t secretly think I’m a loser, the girl I can cuddle with (even if only possible online) and spent nights talking to and laughing and sharing happiness. Someone who can reciprocate the love I put in, the girl who I can make feel safe and secure unconditionally and can fill this gaping, empty void in my heart. Please, just let me find this person. I’ll change everything about me if that’s what it takes Please, I just can’t take the loneliness anymore.

imreallycoolandfriendly:

Please God, let me meet her. All I want to is to find that perfect girl I know exists. She’s sweet and shy and my age and likes all the things I do, perhaps even is on this site itself. The girl who won’t secretly think I’m a loser, the girl I can cuddle with (even if only possible online) and spent nights talking to and laughing and sharing happiness. Someone who can reciprocate the love I put in, the girl who I can make feel safe and secure unconditionally and can fill this gaping, empty void in my heart. Please, just let me find this person. I’ll change everything about me if that’s what it takes Please, I just can’t take the loneliness anymore.

♥ 2758 — 2 hours ago on 02 Oct 2014 — via imreallycoolandfriendly
prguitarman:

Summary of every episode of Steve Harvey Family Feud ever.

prguitarman:

Summary of every episode of Steve Harvey Family Feud ever.

♥ 24847 — 2 hours ago on 02 Oct 2014 — via lalna (source)
yuki-menoko:

puniper:

Steal his looks: Sonic The Hedgehog
Balaclava mask: 4$
Blue T-shirt: 15$
Surgical Gloves: 2$
Blue Cardboard Triangles:1.5$
Tape: 4$
Red Sneakers: 30$
Blue Jeans: 25$

yuki-menoko:

puniper:

Steal his looks: Sonic The Hedgehog

Balaclava mask: 4$

Blue T-shirt: 15$

Surgical Gloves: 2$

Blue Cardboard Triangles:1.5$

Tape: 4$

Red Sneakers: 30$

Blue Jeans: 25$

♥ 3101 — 2 hours ago on 02 Oct 2014 — via refreshes (source)

drowningheta:

gallifreyburning:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

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Canada’s time to shine has come
♥ 470764 — 2 hours ago on 02 Oct 2014 — via dickflickmoment (source)
kvncause:

Homegirl on a mission

kvncause:

Homegirl on a mission

♥ 87252 — 12 hours ago on 01 Oct 2014 — via sarcastic-snowflake (source)
keep-the-pieces inquired:

Can you draw a jealous jellyfish?
♥ 72840 — 12 hours ago on 01 Oct 2014 — via thatharlequingirlemanni (source)

purrprinthom:

sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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the comic is killing me

♥ 431098 — 12 hours ago on 01 Oct 2014 — via seepandahasacreativeusername (source)
themysteriousweatheroflife:

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker


The gang

themysteriousweatheroflife:

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

The gang

♥ 278215 — 12 hours ago on 01 Oct 2014 — via themysteriousweatheroflife (source)
patrickcassels:

"Well Dave, uh, I just think the Foo Fighters could use a new member." (Pulls out and tunes guitar.)

patrickcassels:

"Well Dave, uh, I just think the Foo Fighters could use a new member." (Pulls out and tunes guitar.)

♥ 130 — 12 hours ago on 01 Oct 2014 — via patrickcassels
♥ 33772 — 12 hours ago on 01 Oct 2014 — via voxpopul (source)
♥ 6139 — 1 day ago on 30 Sep 2014 — via skypestripper

the-real-jeff:

Never forget the REAL skeleton war

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♥ 36028 — 1 day ago on 30 Sep 2014 — via castielsconsultingdetective (source)