seriousjones:

gluten free person: excuse me, but do you have any gf options?

me:

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♥ 25400 — 4 hours ago on 30 Aug 2014 — via sarcastic-snowflake (source)

spaghettiseven:

flies to 3 different countries in 3 mins

♥ 104139 — 5 hours ago on 30 Aug 2014 — via ruinedchildhood (source)

ikaries:

when u hear ur name in a conversation

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♥ 140468 — 5 hours ago on 30 Aug 2014 — via confirmance (source)
me peeing
♥ 72610 — 6 hours ago on 30 Aug 2014 — via awkwardvagina (source)
taco-bell-rey:

my favorite

taco-bell-rey:

my favorite

♥ 117172 — 8 hours ago on 29 Aug 2014 — via samagotchi (source)
lindsaychrist:

bye

lindsaychrist:

bye

♥ 6645 — 8 hours ago on 29 Aug 2014 — via sarcastic-snowflake (source)

partynoxious:

when you’ve been with the same guy for 4 years

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♥ 53931 — 8 hours ago on 29 Aug 2014 — via seepandahasacreativeusername (source)
fix the economy by shrinking everyone to the size of ants

queerwig:

money will be worth more since it’s bigger

♥ 17483 — 8 hours ago on 29 Aug 2014 — via sarcastic-snowflake (source)
Anonymous inquired:

How's life, friend?

Life is so great right now. I am at the school of my dreams and I love everyone there and I’ve met so many new people and just Gaaahhh. I’m so happy right now.

9 hours ago on 29 Aug 2014
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♥ 8137 — 12 hours ago on 29 Aug 2014 — via ruinedchildhood (source)
♥ 187273 — 12 hours ago on 29 Aug 2014 — via gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs (source)

serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me

♥ 464642 — 12 hours ago on 29 Aug 2014 — via refreshes (source)

nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

♥ 167960 — 12 hours ago on 29 Aug 2014 — via confirmance (source)

lennon-in-the-sky-with-timelords:

So my cousin was in a gay pride parade and everything in her outfit and makeup was rainbow but she was wearing red contacts and while marching, a protester behind her yelled “You’re going straight to hell” and she turns around to face him with her fuCKING blood red eyes and she says “well duh, I got a kindom to run” and the protester nearly fucking passed out that is her legacy I want to be like her

♥ 96303 — 13 hours ago on 29 Aug 2014 — via southpauz (source)
♥ 281057 — 13 hours ago on 29 Aug 2014 — via gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs